Excuse me sir, can you not

slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

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mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This is groundbreaking

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send-a-smile:

"The Rape Poem to End All Rape Poems."

One of the best pieces of group spoken word poetry I’ve ever seen. WATCH IT. 

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lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life

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lokisadvocate:

i want everyone to know that every time i see this on my dash i send it to my dad and he’s asked me to stop
so i want you guys to reblog this every time you see it so i can keep emailing it to my dad

lokisadvocate:

i want everyone to know that every time i see this on my dash i send it to my dad and he’s asked me to stop

so i want you guys to reblog this every time you see it so i can keep emailing it to my dad

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helshades:

This is priceless and nerddom is universal.

(Source: nedstarksillegitimateson, via eatmydiction1)